In order to have the MOST FUN is it required that you read my website as thoroughly as possible. There are some easter eggs you really don't want to miss.


New guests must provide two references* from providers seen in the past 12 months. If you are on a review board, please include your handle in your first contact and send me a direct message on the board. 


*While references are my preferred screening method, I do have alternative screening for those without references. Please ask for alternate screening in your inquiry


Vulgar, explicit or demeaning language will be met with silence.


Do not ask me to negotiate my rates. Any discussion of rates will end our communication.


*Cancellation Policy*

Everyone has something go wrong from time to time. If you need to cancel the appointment you've made, please do so at least 24 hours in advance. If you cancel with less than 24 hours noticw, the cancellation fee is 40% of the session booked. 

Note: Not calling/emailing/communicating is NOT the same as canceling


I respect all of my clients and their time, please respect mine and do not make an appointment that you are not absolutely sure you can attend.


When we're together...

Freshly showered is the name of the game! My incall space has a lovely shower which I utilized each time I arrive at the space. If you find yourself unable to rinse before we meet, my shower will be available to you. 

Consent is not only mandatory... it's required! If you are unsure of something, just ask me if it's ok. This goes both ways! Communication makes things more fun for everyone, so please let me know if something is or is not working for you and I promise to do the same. 

Wine and weed are wonderful! Please feel free to bring beverages or 420 treats for us to enjoy together, if thats something you're partial to. Just don't get too toasty! Our time together will be more fun if you can remember it!

Keep it discreet...

Follow all of my instructions carefully, even if they don't make sense or seem silly. I assure you, everything I do is in the interest of both of our privacy and safety.


Do not loiter near my incall. I will let you know the proper way to approach when the time comes. And definitely do not show up if we have not scheduled something. I have a very busy life and so I am not always at my work space and showing up without warning is just plain creepy. 

If I see you in a public place by happenstance, I will respect your space and not approach you or indicate that we know each other. I ask that you do the same for me. It'll be our little secret...

For the intrepid explorer...